Wompo the Wibble monster

I am Wompo and I am funny

Ooh hello everybody! I'm Wompo the Wibble monster, oh I'm so silly, I'm always wibbling about everywhere and having lots of crazy fun! Last week I wompled my way down to the Off-Licence and bought a whole bottle of whisky. I drank it all on my own, and then fell over. Oh I'm so crazy and funny! Yes I am. Right I'd better go to bed. I like sleeping. Oh I'm so crazy. Bye!