Harriet of the Glen

Oh hello! I'm Harriet of the Glen! Look, I live in a glen! Isn't that crazy?!! I'm always drinking this delicious Schroehoppen distilled wine, it's 42.5% proof! It means I don't get too bored down here in this crazy glen! But it does give me a terribly red nose! Look at how red my nose is! It's really really really red! Yes it is! Isn't that just the craziest thing you've ever seen?!

Oh and look at my hat! The top of it is so red! It's almost as red as my nose! Oh, everything is so crazy here in the glen! Sometimes it's so crazy I just want to kill myself! Isn't that just the craziest thing?! And now I'm off to sit by a tree! These really are crazy times!!!