Frankie the fat snail

Ooh halloo there, I'm just a bit fat

Halloo there! I am Frankie! I'm a snail, and I'm a bit fat! Isn't that crazy? Oh I'm so happy to be here, on my very own page! I'd like to tell you all about me, but I'm a bit fat, so maybe I'll just eat a cake instead. Ooh, life is so crazy! Isn't it funny that I'm a snail but I'm also a bit fat? Yes it is! Right, I'm off to eat a pie. How crazy is that?!!!!