all about firin' squad 

Yo big it up peeps! I am jo-nee, da lead brains behind firin' squad!

What do you mean, 'lead brains'? 

yo keep your hat-visor on, arf, wot i mean is that i am like the creative brains, an' u are, like, my helper.

Your helper? I do everything!

no, cos, I'm what makes us so cool!! shut up, man!

It's my computer!

yeah, but I know all of da lingo. Like.

I don't know why you write in that stupid way, you sound like a moron

alright, man, keep your shadey-shades on! let's get on an' tell all da peeps about are cool garage outfit 

Ok. But do try to stop spelling 'our' wrong. It's really irritating.

woteva.

Bo-yo selecta!! welcum 2 are page about us! I am jon-ee, 'an i am sixteen

You're not, you're thirteen.

Arf! stop makin' me out 2b super-uncool! da ladees won't like me if dey fink I'm thirteen! 

Ok, fine, say what you like.

Yo! I am sixteen an' my favrit fings are gettin' down an' dirty wiv da ladees an' makin' my garage muzic. my other things dat i like doin' are drinkin' lots of, like, cider and other cool alcohol. like, last week i drank three bottles of bacardi breezer!!! i was so drunk-mashed, like. you say sumfink now, arf.

Hello everyone. My name is Arthur Greenfield, that's me on the left there. The dashing one, not the silly one in sunglasses!!! Ho ho! Sorry Jonathan, you look nice too. Actually I do have some sunglasses, but they're prescription ones with flip-up shades, and Jonathan says they're not 'street-cool' enough. 

I enjoy computer games, playing with my chemistry set, and building airfix models. I don't like Bacardi Breezer, it makes me feel sick.

Ok, dat's enough from u, arf. 

are band got 2gever in '93

We did not, we got together sixth months ago. You were only three in 1993.

shut up dude! since then we've written an album called "don't need u" and an ep called "don't want u". We record all are songs on arf's computer an' den mix them down in a jungle-massiv cool way. 

Actually it's fairly simple, I just add a few voice effects and then burn the wav files to cd.

We are hopin' 2 get sum of are songs on this massiv-cool website soon, so keep ur eyes watchin' this space!! Big it!!!

Bye everyone! Thanks very much!