Seven: Stavros enjoys the party season
18/12/03
This time of year is many parties, I go to all of them, because then I am meeting many very beautiful ladies. I show them my beautiful body, and they are getting very excited and sleeping with me. This time I tell you all about the parties, so you know what to do and you can have many lovely times with the very beautiful ladies.
Punch
At first I am thinking that punch is just the thing I do to the man who is annoying me. Then I find out that punch is a special drinking juice for people at parties, so they are all getting very drunk and sleeping with each other. I like this punch drink very much, it helps me with the very beautiful ladies. Sadly it is also making the strange fat lady with the lazy eye very drunk, and she is talking to me and touching my leg. I am not liking this.
Snacks
There are sometimes small foods at the parties. These are sausages and tiny cheeses. I do not like these tiny cheeses, they are on sticks with the pineapple and they do not taste good. They are also making your breath smell of bad, and it is always very important to smell only of Lynx anti-perspirant when you are speaking to the very beautiful ladies. I know this, I am watching the advert.
Small talk
I am not understanding to begin this 'small talk'. I am thinking it means that you must have a conversation using only very small words. But I discover it means to talk to a very beautiful lady about unimportant trivial things while you imagine her naked. I like this small talk, but sometimes I get a little bored talking about the politics and the trains, and I am trying to touch the lady's bottom instead.
Dancing
At some of the parties there is the dancing. I am a very beautiful dancer, everybody loves me. But many of the peoples at parties are not very beautiful dancers, they are looking instead like they need the toilet. If you are not very beautiful at dancing, it is better to stand in the corner and be looking interesting and moody, maybe also wearing a dark cape or writing something in a diary. Do not dance because people will be laughing at you and saying you look like a monkey.
Sex
Sometimes after the parties (or maybe during the party if you are talking to Stavros!) there is the sex, because of the drinking and the short skirts. Of course I am always being very beautiful at the sex, because I am so good. But maybe if you are worried then you must take with you a good film to the party also, and if the sex is going wrong then you can sit and watch the film instead, and the lady will not mind. I am sure she does not mind. Anyway, soon I will go looking at the ladies' panties. I like that very much.