Five: Stavros and a weighty issue
1/11/03
Last year I write for you a special guide to many things. This time I tell you all about the gyms in Cambridge, because this is where I spend my time.
Glassworks
This gym is for the very rich people, the very beautiful wives of banking men. I am liking very much the beautiful wives, they are taking me in their Landrover. I am sad that I do not have enough money for this gym, because there are none of the fatties here. I do not like the fatties, they are wobbling and disgusting when I am lifting weights, and I cannot concentrate.
Green's
Green's gym is very far away, it is near the Asda shop for poor people. I do not like this gym, the people are old and fat and make me feel sick. I am not happy when the gym is not full of very beautiful people. There is an old man here who is always wearing a sweatband and tiny shorts, he makes me feel uncomfortable.
The Atrium
I am not knowing about this gym, it is near a roundabout. The people here are very friendly, I am liking the very beautiful receptionist, who is showing me the changing rooms. I try to get changed while she is there, but she runs away. There is also a very beautiful jacuzzi here, I like to be naked.
Club Moativation
This club has a funny name, because it is near the water. I think the man who owns this club must be very funny, he has thought of a funny joke. The people in this club are mostly from the silly Anglia university, I do not like them because they are not as clever as me. There is a very beautiful lady on the step machine and I am looking at her bottom.
Fenners
This gym is for the poor students, it is too small and there are not enough of the machines for me. I think I will be making friends with one of the beautiful banking wives and then I can be her special guest at the Glassworks gym, and I can look at her and feel happy. If you are very beautiful, you can find me in the gym and show me your technique.