Three: Stavros comes again
Yes! Hello ladies! I come again, because I am very beautiful and you love me. This week, I give you a special guide to prepare for Christmas. I like Christmas because there are lots of very beautiful ladies at parties, wearing the tiny dresses.
Christmas tree
The Christmas tree is
very beautiful, with many tinsels. You must be very careful to buy the Christmas tree from
the shop with the very beautiful lady. It is Woolworths, she is working there on Saturdays
when she is not at school. I am loving her, but sadly her baubles are made of
plastic.
Mistletoe
The mistletoe is the
most important Christmas thing, because it is letting you kiss all of the very beautiful
ladies, and sometimes you can touch her bottom.
Presents
If you are a very
beautiful lady, you must buy a present for me, Stavros. I do not like to buy presents from
‘Forbidden Planet’ because there are no very beautiful ladies, only a boy-lady
with the funny metal in its face. I like to buy presents for myself.
Santa
Santa is a big man with
the beard hair, but I do not respect his body because he is very fat, and he is not going
to the gym every day, like me. I have very many beautiful muscles, and I make the very
beautiful ladies feel my many muscles when I am talking to them.
Jesus
Jesus was speaking
sometimes in Greek, so I have many respect for him. I do not think he is getting
everything right, because he is never trying to kiss the very beautiful ladies, or using
his x-ray eyes to look into their bedrooms.
I am liking the Christmas time very much, thank you. You must have many nice times with the kissing and the very beautiful ladies. You will see me later.