Two: The return of Stavros
Hello ladies! I am Stavros, I am back again. You are very pleased to see me. I am sorry I am not here last week, I was taking some very beautiful ladies. They come with me on holiday, and the very beautiful ladies are very beautiful to me with their hands.
You are liking my guide to the clubs in Cambridge in my first week, and so this week I write for you a very beautiful guide to the very beautiful places for eating in my favourite town. You will see me there with a very beautiful lady.
Browns
I am liking this restaurant, because it is very big, like me. And I am liking the name, because I like brown. The food here is very tasty, and the plate is clean, which it is not always where I am living in Greece.
Café Rouge
I do not understand the name of this restaurant, because they do not teach me French in my land economy class. The waitress here is very beautiful, and I give her lots of beautiful smiling. I like to eat food.
Anatolia
I am not knowing before that this is a Turkish restaurant, I am not liking the Turkish because I am Greek and there is a reason. I try to leave at the beginning, because I think the man is trying to kill me, but then I stay and the food is very good here. But they are stealing all our Greek food and giving it a different name.
Wetherspoons
This is a very big pub, and I think it is very beautiful. There are many men here like me who are liking to be drunk with beer and look at the beautiful ladies. I thought I would have to eat my sandwich with a spoon, but there is not a rule that you can only eat with spoons.
That is all the restaurants I have time to go to this week. I spend all my other time at the gym, so that I can be very beautiful and look more like Enrique Iglesias. I think it is very important to look very beautiful. It is the most important thing. Andio!