Ten: Stavros and Stavros

03/03/05

"Hello Stavros I am another Stavros. My name's Stavros Sweeney and and I'm half irish half greek so unfortunately not quite so good looking. I was wondering if you had any style advice on how to look more like Ricky Martin or Enrique Englasias or any exercise techniques.
All the best with the ladies."

Hello also-Stavros! My name is Stavros and your name is also-Stavros - you think this is very unusual for two people to be called this same thing, but most people I know in Greece are called Stavros. It is a very good name.

I am very happy with you emailing me, for I was sitting all alone looking at a small postcard of Pamela Anderson, but now I have a lovely also-Stavros friend, who I will talk to instead of my Pamela postcard.

You say that you are not so good looking as me, and this is true. But you must not worry about this my also-Stavros friend, because no one is as good looking as me. I go to the gym many many times to make my muscles big for the ladies. You must always go to the gym because if your face is not so beautiful you can distract the ladies with your oh so very big muscles. They will swoon and say "Oh my" like on the films. If you cannot go to the gym you can instead lift a tin of beans above your head, I see this on GMTV.

Also you say that because you are half Irish you are not beautiful. But I think you make a mistake because there are sometimes beautiful Irish people like nice Ronan Keating. Sometimes I look at his poster and pretend he is a lady and we are kissing.

I understand so much why you are wanting to look like Enrique Iglesias. He is the most beautiful person I know, except for Stavros! But I am sad that you spell his name wrong, do you not have his calendar? I have 2 copies, I will send you one and you can copy his name from this. Also then you can look at the calendar and copy Enrique's expressions to make you look more like him. I do this every day.

I hope this is helping you also-Stavros. You say "all the best with the ladies" and you are right! I am the best with the ladies! You know this.
I am so glad that now we are friends and you love me.

Many loves, Stavros xxx

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