One: The first Stavros is the deepest
Hello ladies. My name is Stavros, you will have seen me in the street. I am very beautiful. I come from a very beautiful place called Pantiliki, and all the ladies there are very beautiful. I sleep with all of them. I am staying in Cambridge since October, when I began a land economy class at Fitzroy college, Land Economy is very beautiful.
I am writing here because I was very happy with ladies when I was living in Greece, and I like that I can write for you now. I am writing for you a guide to Cambridge, because I am new here and I like to go to many places. This time I am writing for you a very beautiful guide for the clubs. I go to many clubs, you will have seen me there. I have very large muscles.
Coco
I like this club very much, because I like very much the monkey who eats the brown breakfast. I liked very much the music here. It is Enrique Iglesias. There are many very beautiful ladies in this club, and I like the stairs.
The Fez Club
I am not liking the Fez club as good as Coco, because I am not liking men who wear little hats. However this club is living in a secluded alleyway, which I like. The music is more drums than Coco, and more of the men with big trousers. I find some very beautiful ladies here.
Po Na Na
I was very confused when I arrived here, because I was thinking the sign was said BaNaNa, and I don’t want to go to the market. But then inside there are many very beautiful cocktails, and I buy these for many very beautiful ladies.
Life
I am waiting very much for this club, but some of the ladies are not very beautiful. I asked the DJ to play Enrique Iglesias, but he was not allowed. There is another very beautiful secluded alleyway here, I stayed there for a while.
5th
Avenue
This is the most beautiful club in Cambridge, they are always playing the music of Enrique Iglesias. The floor is very sticky and the beautiful ladies are not moving away too fast. Next week, I am taking you in the bookshop.