Hello again my good friends. I am Christopher Smart, slightly deranged writer of unknown poetic works. As you may know, my cat Jeoffry is the best person in the whole world. He is much better than Doctor Crankworth who keeps giving me those nasty pills.  

I like Jeoffroy so much that i have written a song about him. I hope you enjoy it. It is one of my better compositions.

Song to Jeoffry

Who loves Jeoffry? I do.

I love Jeoffry, and so should you, 'cos  

Jeoffry can wiggle, jiggle, spraggle and waggle

And Jeoffry can poo in the garden if he wants to. (repeat)  

Jeoffry likes being stroked. It makes him happy.

He doesnlike being poked. He thinks it's crappy.  

Jeoffry can wiggle, jiggle, spraggle and waggle

And Jeoffry can poo in the garden if he wants to. (repeat)  

I wish I was Jeffroy, then I'd spend my days chasing a little mouse

I wish I was Jeoffry, then they wouldn't lock me in a madhouse.  

Jeoffry can wiggle, jiggle, spraggle and waggle

And Jeoffry can poo in the garden if he wants to. (repeat)