'Marjory's party'

Ooh! Hello again! Now, I bet you can't guess what old Marjory's been up to this week! She was host to a rather exciting party. Well, it was all Joan's doing really, she's been frequenting this fancy lingerie shop recently, and they do these parties - a  'try and buy' sort of a thing - Anyway, Joan had organized one at her place, but she's having a new jacuzzi fitted, and rather than cancel at the last minute, I said she could have it at mine.

Well, we got all the girls over, and even the vicar popped along! I've not heard of this lingerie place myself - 'Ann Summers' it's called - but the stuff they sell is all rather racey! Of course, I'm not really up to date with the fashions - most people are probably wearing this stuff all the time - but it's a bit new to me!

We had a lot of fun trying on the different braziers and those funny 'thongs' (I didn't like those - fancy having pants that go right up your bum!) and even the vicar got himself a furry 'pouch' to keep his valuables in!

The Ann Summers lady had also brought along all these funny vibrating things. "Well!" thought I "What funny household gadgets people have these days!" I wasn't quite sure what they were for, but not wanting to appear stupid, I got myself a nice pink one. I still don't know what it's for, but it's come in very handy for stirring my tea! Lovely!

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