Hello again my loovly friends! I am writing another loovly song for you, oh yes.
As everyone knows, I am the happiest man in Sweden, but no, you must not think that this means I am stupid and do not think about many things! I am always thinking about the many things of life, and sometimes I get confused. When I am confused I stroke my little beard and look at the sky. I loove the sky, oh yes, I loove it so. But sometimes even the loovly sky is not stopping me from being confused, so I write a song about this. Singing makes me so happy, yes!
The nature programme
Verse 1
Each time I watch the nature programme with the man with the happy name
It makes me smile, but I get confused, for all the animals are the same
Each time I watch the nature programme, my brain it fills with fog
For no one is telling me the difference between a toad and a frog.
Chorus
Oh what is the difference? Both make croaking noises and are slimy.
Oh what is the difference? Both are loovly green and both are tiny.
Verse 2
Each time I watch the nature programme with the man with the happy beard
I wonder if frogs and toads are the same, to me it seems quite weird
That each time I watch the nature programme no one can explain
Why frogs and toads have different names when in fact they're exactly the same.
Chorus
Oh what is the difference? Both live near the pond and both like hopping
Oh what is the difference? Neither go to Tesco for their shopping.
Oh what is the difference? Both have little tiny eyes for seeing
There is no difference! Frog and toad is one and the same being.