Oh yes! Hello again! Golly, I am so happy to be back again with a loovly song! I have not written many songs recently, oh no, because I have been so busy feeling happy, I completely forgot! I was sitting in my loovly shed in Sweden, when a loovly thought joost popped into my head! I thought, 'Why don't I take a loovly trip to England! Everyone is so happy there!' And that is joost what I did, oh yes! But do you know, I found in England a funny shop that made me so happy, I wrote a song all about it! You wait for the download and listen, oh yes!
That funny shop
When I go to town to spend my money
There is a shop I find so funny
From the outside you see there are no clues
That this is not
a shop that will sell me shoes
Chorus
They sell face cream to stop you looking old
They sell Lemsip for when you have a cold
They sell bubble bath that smells of fruits
It's funny cos they don't sell boots
You can get your photos done
In three days, or even one
You can get them done in an hour
If you don't mind paying lots, and waiting for them makes you sour
Chorus
They sell face cream to stop you looking old
They sell Lemsip for when you have a cold
They sell bubble bath that smells of fruits
It's funny cos they don't sell boots
I think Boots is very amusing
And sometimes a little bit confusing
To say it's named after the owner would be a funny claim
Cos 'Mr Boot' is not a real name
Chorus
They sell face cream to stop you looking old
They sell Lemsip for when you have a cold
They sell bubble bath that smells of fruits
It's funny cos they don't sell boots