Maybe hitler wore a cravat like mine

Hello again loovly people! I am happy Jorgen, the happiest man in Sweden! Today I am reading the autobiography of Hitler, yes, and I think “golly, Hitler’s moustache is so loovly!” I wish I would have a moustache like this, I will maybe shave off my little beard and have only a moustache! But anyway, after I read the book yes, I write a happy song all about moustaches! You moost wait on this page for my loovly song to download! You will loove it I am so sure, yes!

My dictator's hairy lip

All the leaders who are best

They know just what is hip

The greatest great dictator test 

Is a happy hairy lip

 

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Oh Happy happy Hitler’s moustache

Like a hairy hairy hat for his happy happy mouth

Loovly Stalin’s big moustache

At the corners travelling south

 

Oh the loovly moustache of Saddam Hussein

Like the hair of an unwaxed bikini

The loovly dictators are all the same

Don’t forget about Mussolini.

 

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Hitler makes me happy the most

He is loovly oh yes he is

I think of him when eating toast

I will grow a moustache like his.

 

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