Hi Elle
 
My girlfriend keeps buying shoes from shops and Ebay. She won't keep them in shoe boxes as they're so beautiful she wants to have them on show.
 
They're taking over the house! Now I'm being threatened with the spare bedroom as there's no space for me anymore due to all the shoes. What should I do, how can shoes that important and how can anyone need 100 pairs?
 
Thanks
 
Richard

 

 

Dear Richard

 

My daddy's name is Richard. My daddy is the best Richard that there is, so I think you must only be the second or third best one. I don't really understand why my daddy is called daddy and Richard at the same time. I think it is because he is a grown up, so he is allowed to have two names. When I am a grown-up I will be called Elle and Pumba, because he is funny on Disney's The Lion King.

 

My big sister Ruthie has a lot of shoes. She buys them from a shop in London called Manolo Blanket, but I am not allowed a pair from that shop until I am a bit bigger and my name is Elle and Pumba.

 

Why are you threatened by the spare bedroom? Is it because the spare bedroom is more clever than you and better at making biscuits? I am very good at making biscuits, I made some at school and they were so tasty that I ate five of them before I got home and I had to pretend to my daddy that I had only made three.

 

I think if your girlfriend likes shoes so much you should buy her some more. My big sister Ruthie says it's very important to have more shoes, because it is. I think it is because some shoes are magic and they can take you to meet the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, but if they are expensive leather shoes then you can't give them a bath because your daddy will get cross and send you to your room.

 

I could not eat 100 pairs because I don't like pairs that much, I think apples are nicer, and grapes.

 

love Elle xxx

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