Cousin John's Weight Song

Hello again, I'm back. This time I've got a little song that I wrote on my Casio SA67SBCD keyboard. It's to help you all learn more about physics! Yes indeed! 

A word of warning: if your internet connection is prehistoric, it might take a while to download the song, so be patient! It's worth the wait!

Here a question: Is the weight of the little cat more than the man or less?

What is the weight of the little cat? I wonder if you can guess.

Can you answer the question? I wonder if you can.

I bet you think that the little cat weighs less than the man.

You got it wrong! You got it wrong!

You didn’t ask if the man was on the moon!

You got it wrong! You got it wrong!

You didn’t think; you spoke too soon.

Try again! Is the weight of the little cat less than the man or more?

If you don’t get it right this time, that is pretty poor.

I bet you’ll say that the cat weighs less, as the man is rather fat

I bet you think that the big fat man weighs more than the little cat

You got it wrong! You got it wrong!

You didn’t ask if the cat was on Venus!

You got it wrong! You got it wrong!

You stupid penis.

Righty-ho then!

In physics we learn that mass and weight are not the same, you see

While mass stays the same, weight can vary according to gravity.

If gravity is less, then weight is less; that’s what Newton said

Mass is not the same as weight! Get it into your head!