Caroline's online transformations

Well hello. I do hope you're all doing swimmingly. No, really, apparently swimming (or drowning if you can't swim) is the new big thing for trimming your thighs! That and liposuction, of course, but I don't suppose most of you plebs will be able to afford that.

Now, I'm back again on this darling website, because I've recently opened my very own plastic surgery and botox salon. It's called 'Caro-no-more-lines' and as part of our service we offer virtual makeovers so that clients can see themselves transformed before they go in for the chop!

So, I thought, what better way to advertise my fabulous salon than here online? All you wrinkly old flabbies can send in your photos and I can show you just what you could look like with a little help from our friend Mr Knife. I've got a couple of examples of the work we've already been doing. Prepare to be amazed!

This first young lad was terribly distressed. He had the most awful ginger hair and spots all over his face that kept popping and running down his glasses Ugh!  Now, if you scroll your mouse over his ugly mug, you will see the fabulous transformation!

Next, who should call in but Yorkshire's fattest woman. She'd just finished larding out on a Big Mac and was feeling utterly miserable. Sadly we weren't able to get rid of all her flab without killing her, but I think you'll agree we did a pretty good job. And what we couldn't get rid of we just covered with a curtain. Just scroll the mouse over the picture to see those pounds melt away!

'If only life were that simple' I hear you cry. Well, now it is! Just email your photo to Caroline@ruthpickett.co.uk and I'll have you looking tiptop in no time! And don't forget: Purple is this season's BIG colour, so all the bruises from your surgery will be fabulously a la mode! Ciao!

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