Caroline's style tips
Hello sweeties! This gorgeous page is dedicated to what I do best - style. It's a bit like that 'What not to wear' thing by Trinny and Susannah, except that I'm not as pig ugly as they are. In fact, I am stunning. Yes I am darlings. And now you can be too, with just a few handy style tips from yours truly.
Problem 1
It's that age-old style problem. You've got a big night out planned but you simply have nothing to wear! All those dirty old frocks from last season will never do! You'd be laughed out of the bistro! Well, fret not! Here are a few handy hints to transform you from ming ming to bling bling.
1) Get yourself a pair of old pyjamas and a bedsheet, and bada-boom! Instant boho-chic. Very now. See what I mean:
2) Borrow some religious garb from your local vicar and go for a nu-religion look. It's all the rage in Milan, darlings. I always said the Pope was ahead of his time:
But do keep a look out for rogue hands trying to steal the buttons from the bottom of your cassock! Watch out Popey! Those buttons are £4 a pair!
Problem 2
You're about to go to the opening night of a very chic new cafe-bar, and you suddenly realise that your hair is looking horribly frumpy and dull. You need a new and funky hairstyle, and you need one fast! Well, fear not! All you need is a pair of scissors, some strong-hold hairspray and a bit of superglue and you'll be looking funked up in no time. Why not try one of these ultra-cool coifs?
Well, loves, hope you found that inspiring! And remember, style is all about reading magazines and doing exactly what they tell you! Don't ever think that you have to be an individual! That would never do! Ciao darlings!