Caroline's makeovers
Oh hello. Welcome to my simply fabulous section dedicated entirely to making people look almost as amazing as me. Aren't makeovers just wonderful?! Yes they are, and now you can join in too. If you'd like me to give you a makeover, just send your picture to caroline@ruthpickett.co.uk and I'll do my best to transform you from ravished to ravishing.
I've already had spectacular success with a young girl who desperately wanted to look like Gwyneth Paltrow. And you simply wouldn't believe what a mess she was before I got my hands on her! Facial hair and acne all over the place! Disgusting. Here she is:
And take a look at the results:
Fabulous!!! Of course I wasn't actually able to make her look exactly like Gwyneth, I just gave her a cardboard cutout of the above picture to hold in front of her face. Well, I'm not a miracle worker you know!
Anyway, it's not only ugly little plebs who want to get their hands on my beauty expertise. I've also been liasing with various celebrities, including Lesley Ash and Jordan. And you'll never guess what! Who should walk into my designer clothing shop last week but Ben Affleck!
He told me he was tired of looking like a boring businessman, and he wanted something a little more daring to attract the ladies. And so I got straight to work on him (if you catch my meaning!!!). He certainly went away a satisfied customer!!! This is what dashing Ben looked like after he left my shop:
Can you believe it! J-Lo will be kicking herself now for leaving him! She doesn't deserve him anyway, the slut. And if you're reading this Ben, you know where to come if you want more of the same.
Right, loves, I'd better be off. Remember to send me your picture if you fancy being made to look as dashing as Benny there. Ciao!